I Identify Printed Foam Trucker Hat socialist and a wide elastic waistband

and a wide elastic waistband

and it's commonly known as the "Granby bulldozer rampage" or the "Killdozer incident

CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches) XS 33 ⅛ 25 ¼ 35 ⅜ S 34 ⅝ 26 ¾ 37 M 36 ¼ 28 ⅜ 38 ⅝ L 37 ¾ 29 ⅞ 40 ⅛ XL 41 33 ⅛ 43 ¼ 2XL 44 ⅛ 36 ¼ 46 ½ 3XL 47 ¼ 39 ⅜ 49 ⅝

Censorship is safety

I Identify Printed Foam Trucker Hat socialist and a wide elastic waistbandYou already live like you're tax exempt. Now it's time your hat caught up. This is the foam crowned declaration of independence from the bloated tick we call the federal government. A wearable form of civil disobedience wrapped in high density polyester and spite. You dont owe them a damn thing, and this trucker cap makes sure they know iteven when youre just buying hot dogs at the gas station. Snapback fit. Mesh breathability. Front says it all.