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Built from 50/50 cotton-poly with air-jet yarns that feel buttery soft against your skin
Libertarians: Diligently plotting to take over the world and leave you alone
With ribbed knit collars
Soft and stretchy
This Is Not Santas Karl Marx Hoodie bolt action Built from 50/50 cotton-poly withEvery year someone meets a bearded man in a red suit and assumes hes here to deliver toys. Not this guy. This guy delivers economic theory, five hour debates, and a sudden urge to seize the means of production. This hoodie solves the seasonal confusion once and for all. It tells the world that this is not the jolly North Pole gift distributor. This is the other bearded fellow. The one who would absolutely reorganize the elf workshop into a collective