Tears of My Enemies candiddle These big boys burn quicker

These big boys burn quicker than your average candle due to their ahem shapely curves

Each pair is laser cut and assembled right here in Dannevirke

Crafted for lovers of the weird and wonderfully macabre

because we’re generous little gremlins

Tears of My Enemies candiddle These big boys burn quickerHydration is important. Just make sure it's seasoned with spite. This flask is engraved with the ultimate petty power move: Tears of My Enemies because nothing tastes sweeter than your victory unless its whiskey. Whether youre toasting to your own chaos or just need a secret stash of sass for social occasions, this beauty has your back. Engraved, badass, and not here to play nice. Approximately 230ml of sweet, sweet sanity High quality stainless steel